A visit to Mumbai was short, but on the whole, a sweet stop. Renown for being extremely busy and very expensive, it’s no lie, we weren’t especially looking forward to this leg of our journey. Arriving late in the evening, we headed to the taxi rank at the station. Immediately greeted by number outs taxi drivers, they all offered to take us to our hotel. – at silly prices. But we’ve never taken a taxi before in India, and well aware of their expensive nature, we decided to hunt down a rickshaw. This was our first mistake! Unknown to us, rickshaws were banned in the city centre. No matter how many taxi drivers made this point clear to us, we decided to persist in our search for one, thinking that they were trying to ‘trick’ us a gullible tourists. Finally we gave up. Hailed a taxi, swallowed our pride and started the mad dash across town to our hotel.
At the hotel, we checked into our small but comfortable room, switched on the tv and relaxed on our firm mattress – soft beds don’t exist in India – fact.
The following morning, we awoke bright and early and decided to head towards the rich dock area; home of the Taj Mahal Hotel (£250 a night) and the Indian Gate – an impressive monument aimed at welcoming foreign guests traveling the seas. Half way through our taxi journey, our driver turned around to us and claimed that the arranged fare wasn’t enough and in fact it’ll cost an extra 50 rupees. Reluctantly, we paid – our second mistake in Mumbai. This turned out to be a common trick, with most tourists paying the extra through lack of alternative choice. We promised ourselves we wouldn’t fall for it again…of course we would though.
We are constantly aware of the scams and tricks designed to suck as much money as possible from tourists. The truth is, it’s the little things, the small extra charges here and there that are the real problem. This taxi driver and his “50 rupees extra” ploy worked well and it’s a tactic we come across daily. It’s a real shame because it taints the experience of travelling such a beautiful, diverse country. Rant over, let’s get back to the trip…
Arriving at the crowed open space that fronts the Taj Mahal Hotel, we were greeted by touts offering a range of things including cheesy photographs, taxi tours of the area and good karma. I fell for the last option. After cleaverly negotiating my way around the various salesmen, one ‘religious priest’ caught my arm and quickly proceeded to wrap my wrist with a red piece of string and doned my forehead with a splash of red dye. Claiming I was now going to receive good luck/have lots of babies/get good karma etc etc, I now had to pay him. Strange how this priest wanted money! But I was stuck. I had been cleverly given a service that I didnt ask for and as the polite English man, I reluctantly gave him 20 rupees. Malene had a similar story no more than 10 metres from me. Except she had a happier ending. After the exact same story, she instinctively claimed that she was a Christain and didn’t believe in their ‘good karma’ trick. Without further persistence, the ‘preist’ quickly left her and found some less-clued up tourists. Clever girl.
A boat trip out to Elephant Island (an island lacking in Elephants) gave us the perfect view of this great expanse of a city. High rise skyscrapers and posh condos lined the waters edge and we could really see how the rich and famous from across the globe enjoy themselves here.
Landing on the island we walked to the entrance of the famous elephant caves. Unfortunately, there was a price – 250 rupees, the same as any of the other big Indian attractions. Feeling that we already had a good dose of caves not so long ago, we decided to have a walk around the island. Watching the eagles and monkeys we enjoyed a warm walk through the jungle.
Back on the main land, we walked casually through the streets and decided to take a train to the largest slum in Asia and the setting for the acclaimed ‘Slumdog Millionaire’.
The Dharavi slum was certainly massive. From a footbridge that crosses the train tracks, we had a good view of the area. However, the slum didn’t seem as basic as the one near our school in the Punjab. Here we could definitely make out different homes, proper roofing an even the occasional toilet. As we enjoyed fresh papaya, it was certainly an interesting walk. It was lovely to get away from tourists again, but the living conditions really made us appreciate the things we had back home. One thing the locals treasure perhaps more than we do back home are their families. With no nurseries or elderly homes, the whole family lives, works, eats, sleeps and prays together. The glue holding them together is incredibly strong and is the main way they survive in this harsh environment.
We headed back to our hotel and prepared for our next leg – a 30 hour train journey across India to Varanasi. Deep breath, it was going to be a long one!











































